Awkward things that happen to me at the pool

This will be more of a list (that will probably be added to) of strange things that happen to me (or my sister and I, when she comes with me) at the pool when I'm there working out.
- I have been asked by a young child if I was a mermaid
- I have been told I'm very beautiful in the water by a romanian man
- I have to battle my way through a crowded lane during water aerobics class (this is way awkward for me, and incredibly amusing for the lifeguards)
- People ask me for tips and how to's by stopping me in the middle of the pool
- People try to race me (this is hysterical 95% of the time)
- My old age group coach tosses pull bouys at me when she sees me do something wrong


Just about everything on this list has happened more than once, and I'm sure there will be more things that I add in at later dates.  And for some parting amusement- my first large purchase I ever made (I was 14, so it was quite a bit of babysitting money) my fastskin was found and for laughs I tried it on...

See!! Still fits 10 years later!
The butt is very see through
and it's not the best picture

ps. I also bought a pair of pink jeans today.  I'm undecided on them as of right now


#np: Somewhere In Brooklyn- Bruno Mars